This one time my girlfriend brought me along to her friend’s party and late on in the night I was hungry so she made me a cheese toastie. I got really into it and without realising ended up making the most intense pleasure/foodgasm sounds while eating this toastie. When I finished I looked up and all the guys and bi/lesbian girls were just staring at me, mouths open, and out the corner came a “Make her another one!”

This is how I make friends.

1 week ago // 4 notes

Big Bang

Lincoln Harrison

I woke up 7 hours ago and I’m still in bed. In that time I had a couple of naps or just lay there either thinking about everything or nothing. Depression is a killer.

3 weeks ago // 1 note


Being gay is my favorite birth control method

(via cawrtnei)

1 month ago // 43,437 notes
*Insert lesbian oral sex joke here*

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

(Source: the-onion-slut, via sorryimtyler)

1 month ago // 241,493 notes

Enkel Dika

bfmckinney said: what is that last post from?

One of the best sci fi series of all time called Farscape. Chiana (the grey woman) was my childhood crush!

1 month ago // 0 notes